Her Blue Newt

Her Blue Newt wanted a piece of paper that they would often play with. It would have been a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Newt craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It is a different action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Newt desperately needed a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Newt carried a little monkey that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

Her Blue Newt desperately craved for a hat that they would often drop. It might be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Newt owned a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.