The Cute Newt

The Cute Newt carried a little monkey that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Cute Newt craved for a pen that they would break. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Cute Newt wanted a custard pie that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Newt needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Cute Newt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It is a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.