The Funny Newt

The Funny Newt had a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Funny Newt carried a set of lego that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Funny Newt wanted a sack of potatoes to drop. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Newt wanted a cheese grater to annihilate It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Funny Newt looked for a melon that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Newt desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.