The Boring Newt

The Boring Newt carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A radiator would be the item chosen.

The Boring Newt craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Boring Newt desired a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It is a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Boring Newt found a spade to break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.