Eccentric Newt

Eccentric Newt craved for a bat to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Eccentric Newt carried a bag of poop that they sometimes annihilate It is a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Eccentric Newt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Eccentric Newt always kept a sword to try to balance on their head. It would be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

Eccentric Newt carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Eccentric Newt desperately wanted a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.