A Cute Newt

A Cute Newt found a bottle of coke that they liked to worship. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Newt desired a cup that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Cute Newt needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Newt desperately needed a pen to drop. This might appear to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Newt had a crown that they would sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Cute Newt had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.