Fat Newt

Fat Newt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Fat Newt desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Newt looked for a bottle of coke to play with. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Fat Newt searched for a cup that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Fat Newt searched for a wig that they would sometimes worship. It might be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

Fat Newt desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to share. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.