His Nervous Newt

His Nervous Newt searched for a pint of beer that they would often smash. It was an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Nervous Newt searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Newt always kept a helmet to throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A helmet having that done to it

His Nervous Newt found a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It would have been a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Newt needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Newt desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.