Her Fat Newt

Her Fat Newt desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Fat Newt wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would share. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Her Fat Newt found a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Fat Newt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Her Fat Newt looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Fat Newt often carried a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.