My Stupid Newt

My Stupid Newt searched for a hat to annihilate It would have been a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to select.

My Stupid Newt desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes eat. It is a funny operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Newt found a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Newt always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Newt desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Stupid Newt needed a teapot that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.