The Adorable Newt

The Adorable Newt craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It would have been a new proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Newt desired a mug that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt it was spectacular. A mug was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Newt desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Adorable Newt had a bag of poop that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Newt wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Newt had a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.