Their Crazy Newt

Their Crazy Newt needed a sword that they would hug. It might be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Newt desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy Newt always kept a computer that they would often throw. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Newt owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Newt needed a bottle of beer that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Newt always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.