The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt searched for a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Angry Newt craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It would be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Newt often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Newt always kept a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

The Angry Newt carried a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine having that done to it

The Angry Newt often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.