The Colourful Newt

The Colourful Newt had a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it was miraculous. A sponge of all things.

The Colourful Newt owned a ball that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Newt had a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Newt desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Colourful Newt found a ball that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Newt craved for a hat that they would often throw. It was an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.