Eccentric Newt

Eccentric Newt desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Eccentric Newt carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was fun. A cucumber was the chosen item.

Eccentric Newt always had with them a cucumber that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Eccentric Newt desperately desired a computer that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Newt always carried a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be entertaining. A cup of all things.

Eccentric Newt carried a helmet that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.