The Cheerful Newt

The Cheerful Newt needed a custard pie that they would often annihilate This seems an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Newt always carried a set square that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square having that done to it

The Cheerful Newt needed a hat that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Newt desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Newt often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Newt often carried a melon that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.