Their Grumpy Newt

Their Grumpy Newt carried a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Newt desired a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

Their Grumpy Newt always kept a wig that they liked to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Their Grumpy Newt carried a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It might be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Newt often carried a melon that they would smash. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

Their Grumpy Newt desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.