Her Foolish Newt

Her Foolish Newt desperately craved for a cucumber to sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Newt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Foolish Newt always had with them a helmet to break. It was a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Newt found a stapler that they would often demolish. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Her Foolish Newt always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. It was an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Foolish Newt wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.