My Scary Newt

My Scary Newt desperately searched for a wig to try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Newt always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Scary Newt owned a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

My Scary Newt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would eat. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

My Scary Newt found a set square that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Scary Newt desired a computer that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.