The Nervous Newt

The Nervous Newt desperately searched for a wig that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Newt desperately wanted a bat that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Newt always kept a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Newt carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Newt always kept a sword that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

The Nervous Newt carried a bat that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.