Bum Loving Newt

Bum Loving Newt craved for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Bum Loving Newt often carried a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Newt carried a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Newt needed a radiator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Newt desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Newt wanted a rubber johnny to demolish. This seems an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.