The Jolly Newt

The Jolly Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. It is a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Newt desperately needed a wig to hug. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Newt desired a spade to cuddle. It would have been a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Newt often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Newt desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Newt found a big sponge to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it