Their Foolish Newt

Their Foolish Newt searched for a cucumber that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Newt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Their Foolish Newt searched for a mug that they liked to put on his head. It should be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Foolish Newt desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Newt wanted a crown that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen item.

Their Foolish Newt desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.