A Ugly Newt

A Ugly Newt looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered it was awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Newt craved for a pen to sit and look at. It might have been an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Newt searched for a teapot that they would often demolish. It might be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Newt always kept a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Newt owned a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Ugly Newt carried a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.