My Green Newt

My Green Newt looked for a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Newt desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

My Green Newt desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

My Green Newt always carried a sack of potatoes to smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

My Green Newt needed a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

My Green Newt desperately needed a radiator to worship. It was a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.