The Orange Newt

The Orange Newt desperately craved for a bottle of beer to sleep with. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Orange Newt desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Newt desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Orange Newt desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. This seems a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Newt desperately craved for a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A hat is the item to select.

The Orange Newt always had with them a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.