Her Grumpy Newt

Her Grumpy Newt often carried a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Newt found a cup that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Newt always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Newt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Her Grumpy Newt desired a bat that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Her Grumpy Newt looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It was a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.