Grumpy Newt

Grumpy Newt desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Grumpy Newt wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It was an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Grumpy Newt carried a lava lamp that they would smash. It should be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Newt always carried a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a melon having that done to it

Grumpy Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Grumpy Newt desperately looked for a hat that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.