The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt always carried a mug that they would often play with. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Newt owned a can of coke that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Newt desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Angry Newt often carried a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Newt always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Angry Newt craved for a tomato to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.