The Depressed Newt

The Depressed Newt had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Depressed Newt searched for a ball that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A ball would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Newt desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Depressed Newt desperately looked for a bat that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt found a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it