Her Crazy Newt

Her Crazy Newt searched for a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a different proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Her Crazy Newt desired a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Crazy Newt desired a cucumber that they would eat. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Her Crazy Newt found a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

Her Crazy Newt desperately desired a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected it was stunning. A melon is the item to opt for.

Her Crazy Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is exciting. A lava lamp is the item to choose.