Confused Newt

Confused Newt desperately looked for a tomato that they would occasionally share. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

Confused Newt carried a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Confused Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Confused Newt desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Confused Newt searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. This is certainly a funny action, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Newt needed a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.