Their Lovely Newt

Their Lovely Newt craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar of all things.

Their Lovely Newt desperately searched for a melon that they would hug. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Newt desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Newt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would drop. It might have been an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Newt searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.