Eccentric Newt

Eccentric Newt desperately looked for a wig to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Newt craved for a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Eccentric Newt always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Newt carried a pint of beer that they would often worship. It is a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Eccentric Newt needed a sack of potatoes to share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.