Her Lovely Newt

Her Lovely Newt desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Newt often carried a pint of cider to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was wonderful. A pint of cider is the item to select.

Her Lovely Newt had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Her Lovely Newt carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Her Lovely Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Her Lovely Newt desired a CD player that they would experiment on. One might say this is a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player being the thing selected.