My Fat Newt

My Fat Newt searched for a little monkey to drop. It would have been a funny action, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Newt desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Newt desperately desired a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Newt looked for a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Newt owned a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Fat Newt craved for a can of coke to put on his head. It was an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.