Looking back on how excited I got for such ridiculous stuff makes me wonder what it will be like to be a father. What do I say when my son runs to me, breathlessly relating that he's seen an advertisement for "Samurai Chickens On Ice" and wants me to buy tickets?

You will buy them. And go with them. And you will laugh and totally, unironically, actually enjoy it.

Because that's what's being a father feels like.