A Dirty Christmas Poem (NSFW Erotic poetry)

I was parking my sleigh in the garage out back,

When Misses Clause started tugging on my sack.

I was caught by surprise and said "HO HO HO!"

Then delivered that package, rain sleet or snow.

Her jingle bell tassels we're pitching quite a fit,

Then an elf walked up and asked to snowball it.

I was like, fuck it, but first bring me a cookie?

That's when Rudolph proceeded to drop a dookie.

That's the year Christmas got that awful stench,

I turned myself green and decided to be the Grinch.

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