The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre wanted a sword that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Ogre often carried a teapot that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Ogre always kept a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It would have been a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A big sponge was the chosen item.

The Stupid Ogre needed a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Ogre always carried a cup that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Ogre found a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.