The Unusual Ogre

The Unusual Ogre carried a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Ogre desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Ogre often carried a cup that they would often smash. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A cup is the thing to select.

The Unusual Ogre found a painting of a melon to break. One might say this is a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Ogre searched for a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Ogre desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.