The Gentle Ogre

The Gentle Ogre needed a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Ogre desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Ogre searched for a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Ogre desperately looked for a crown that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. A crown is the thing to select.

The Gentle Ogre found a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It is a new action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Ogre desired a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.