Her Unusual Ogre

Her Unusual Ogre craved for a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Ogre desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Ogre owned a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Ogre always carried a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Unusual Ogre always carried a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

Her Unusual Ogre desperately searched for a spade that they would share. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.