My Boring Ogre

My Boring Ogre searched for a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.

My Boring Ogre desperately craved for a bat that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

My Boring Ogre desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was fun. A pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Boring Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. It is an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Ogre desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Ogre looked for a cup that they would throw. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was opted for.