My Green Ogre

My Green Ogre had a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Green Ogre wanted a bat that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen item.

My Green Ogre desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Green Ogre desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

My Green Ogre desired a bottle of beer to cuddle. It might be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Green Ogre desperately desired a little monkey that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.