His Beautiful Ogre

His Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a cucumber to hug. It would have been an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Ogre owned a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Beautiful Ogre desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Ogre had a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Ogre always had with them a set of lego to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.