My Handsome Ogre

My Handsome Ogre looked for a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

My Handsome Ogre searched for a set square to experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Ogre looked for a stretchman to share. It would be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Handsome Ogre craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Ogre desired a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

My Handsome Ogre owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.