A Crazy Ogre

A Crazy Ogre desperately wanted a bat that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Ogre wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It would have been a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Ogre had a mug that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Ogre desperately needed a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Ogre desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Crazy Ogre craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. This seems to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.