The Grumpy Ogre

The Grumpy Ogre desired a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Ogre desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Ogre craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A set of lego is the item to select.

The Grumpy Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Ogre desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would eat. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Grumpy Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.