Her Lonely Ogre

Her Lonely Ogre found a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Ogre owned a can of coke to try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Lonely Ogre desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Ogre craved for a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Ogre needed a mug that they would hug. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Ogre always had with them a can of Tango to sleep with. It might have been an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.