My Hungry Ogre

My Hungry Ogre always kept a piece of paper to experiment on. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Ogre always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

My Hungry Ogre often carried a bag of flour to drop. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

My Hungry Ogre wanted a stapler that they would put on his head. It might have been an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

My Hungry Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Hungry Ogre desired a helmet that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.